No, no. Not marry your dog.
As it happens, and more people are including their dogs in their wedding ceremonies. For those who see them as integral, near-human family members, it makes sense.
A sub-portion of the wedding industry helps dog owners include their pets in the nuptials. You can buy them their own tuxedo or dress; dog-sitters can keep an eye on them before and after the ceremony.
Best dog with attitude: Black faux leather jacket from Dogstuff
Expect the unexpected, though. At one wedding that included a Maltese and a French bulldog, both dogs stood on the sidelines throughout the ceremony without a sound … well, almost.
The bulldog barked once — when the officiator asked if anyone objected to the marriage.
